pimp-eridan:

this is the eridan appreciation post
reblog this if you love eridan 

pimp-eridan:

this is the eridan appreciation post

reblog this if you love eridan 

  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

squided:

"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

colormebronze:

checking my bank account is starting to feel a lot like checking my grades when i know i’m failing a class


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mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my razzling dazzling god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my razzling dazzling god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

I should be trying to sleep but I’m still doing summer work for school tomnorrow

sluttybang:

British television at its finest

awkwardkarkat:

iamnotasweetie:

I’m sure someone must have done this before

Please tell me someone did this before

If someone did not do this before I’ll be really disappointed 

ok ok so story time
one time i was cosplaying as 50sstuck!Dirk with a leather jacket and my hella shades and someone asked if i was the leader of the squirtle squad and of course i said fuck yes i am
i then had an epiphany and gathered as many daves as possible and i led them through the convention center in a parade of idiocy and unironic shades

we were the strider squad

thewicked-eternity