ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

smiles-and-songlines:

hellacioushenry:

My mom had an excellent idea

This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco

houselannisters:

Hannibal Meme: 2/9 Hallucinations/ Nightmares

britneysbaldhead:

me arriving at the gates of hell

lizardslut:

IM FUCKING CACKLING LMG

gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

thewicked-eternity