are you ready?
NO I AM NOT
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
Words of wisdom
if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.
The Maze was built by someone. It’s time to find a way out.
i hope manners is the next cool trend
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing