posted 6 hours ago via cotino · © kirliq with 6,677 notes
kirliq:


“Sorry kid, but you’re my puppet now!”

did someone say demonically possessed twelve year olds…… I’m here for this……

kirliq:

Sorry kid, but you’re my puppet now!”

did someone say demonically possessed twelve year olds…… I’m here for this……

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

becausebirds:

office visitor

becausebirds:

office visitor

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

thewicked-eternity