matt-smiths-legs:

are you ready?

NO I AM NOT

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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dbvictoria:

Words of wisdom

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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mazerunnermovie:

The Maze was built by someone. It’s time to find a way out.

mazerunnermovie:

The Maze was built by someone. It’s time to find a way out.

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing

  • me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo
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